A little aussie joke i even found and not really for girls!!!

[kevinboomer]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.?

Instead of falling forwards or backwards, she did a split and suctioned-cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!"
Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.
"S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his mate)."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B."
"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on, "Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples.
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No," Bruce replied ...........................................


"but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive"

• 1 year ago

[kevinboomer]

Maybe its late enough for people to find this funny, read it again and still wetting myself laughing!!!!

[kevinboomer]

By the way I am female.....hence Lisa xxxxx

[wattswalkaboutgang]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Nice one lisa! Alison x

[Stuju]

great i like that - LOL

[sharleen29]

ROFL... Have to show hubby this one!!!

[ajgwa]

If you like that - this link might appeal to you, too. warning - a lot of bad language so not safe for work or the kids!

YouTube - Mintys Comedian Of The Month May 2007 - Jim Jeffries

[alanblockley]

LOL!!!!!

Fantastic! :)

[sharleen29]

ROFLThat was funny, can hardly type this for tears in my eyes!!!!