koalakids 3 Posted September 9, 2007 Bruce the Sheep Farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day having sex with the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."........ Arrived in Melbourne 21 Jun 08....at long last! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KazzE 990 Posted September 9, 2007 I don't get it:unsure: O my goodness yes I do:embarrassed: I am in shock, that's so rude:twitcy: :biglaugh: not really, good one koalakids Visa - MODL 136 Childcare Coordinator 1st TRA application, Nov 06, as a Childcare Coordinator came back positive as Hairdresser so........... TRA ack 20/03/ app 27/04/07 Visa lodged 14/05/07 PC back 10/07/07 visa ack 14/08/07 C O 26/09/07 (11/09/07) meds arrived 22/10/07 VISAs granted 14/12/07:biglaugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alimal 73 Posted September 9, 2007 Thanks for the joke - it made me smile.:smile: (Had a rotten day) alimal (ali) Mal 46 Metal Fabricator/Boilermaker, Ali 47 Nightfill associate Big W Ross 8 Author/Songwriter and Joe 6 Crazy Dude. Arrived Perth 24th April 2009:jiggy: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 LOL, made me chuckle!:yes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 Are You Sure He Was An Aussie An Not Welsh..... Mr KP Nut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jonseywife Posted September 9, 2007 Are You Sure He Was An Aussie An Not Welsh..... lol KP.... and he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! :biglaugh::twitcy: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 lol KP.... and he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! :biglaugh::twitcy: Oi NO i dont mention name's an i really was'nt thinking of Dan, well not in that way, he's been a bit quiet aint he???????????????????? Mr KP Nut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! he was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there all together now at the copa copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! he was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there all together now at the copa copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana........ Right that's Enough, he aint here to defend himself, so 1 more Quip an i'll start posting on the bloke's thread with a Vengance...... Mr KP Nut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! Right that's Enough, he aint here to defend himself, so 1 more Quip an i'll start posting on the bloke's thread with a Vengance...... Mr KP Nut. OOOO!!!! fighting talk!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jonseywife Posted September 9, 2007 No wonder Dan has been quiet on here lately... what with all those sheep to tend !!!!!!!! (You know you wanna laugh KP.. admit it !!!) :biglaugh::biglaugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 his name was dan, he was a showgirl, but that was 30yrs ago when they used to have a show, now its disco, but not for dan still in dresses he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair.......................awwww poor dan:sad: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scarletfever Posted September 10, 2007 Ahh.......I see.............okay, no worries, prepare for the backlash you load of gits!!:twitcy: I'm not around for a few days and THIS is what happens.:biglaugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
