Just a quick one for those of us who are guilty of smoking. We've had the no smoking policy here in Wales for a month or two and, even being a smoker, I reckon it'll benefit everyone in the long run.
Good luck anyways!!!
Agnes and Vera smoking outside the nursing home in the rain and Vera pulls out a rubber cover for her ciggie so it doesn't get wet.
Agnes says " What is that and where can I get one?"
Vera replies "there condoms and you can get them at any drug store".
Agnes heads off the next day and ask the shop assistant for some condoms.
"What brand would you like ma'am?" a little bemused.
"Oh it doesn't matter lassie, as long as it fits a Camel".