calNgary Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Poor guy,and how embarrasing !! A BRITISH tourist is lucky to be alive after a painful and embarrassing encounter with one of the deadliest snakes in Australia, while answering the call of nature outside. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-aussie-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6freonf-1226273131760 Cal x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 you just cant take those scottish people anywhere :daydreaming: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AKA63029 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Poor guy,and how embarrasing !! A BRITISH tourist is lucky to be alive after a painful and embarrassing encounter with one of the deadliest snakes in Australia, while answering the call of nature outside. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-aussie-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6freonf-1226273131760 Cal x Thank God Cal that the old remedy of 'suck the poison out' no longer exists.:embarrassed: But at least for a while he attained the realms of what us men aspire to 'I've Got A Huge Trouser Snake'. Cheers Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Thank God Cal that the old remedy of 'suck the poison out' no longer exists.:embarrassed: But at least for a while he attained the realms of what us men aspire to 'I've Got A Huge Trouser Snake'. Cheers Tony. you wouldnt believe the slagging he'll get when he goes back to glasgow lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AKA63029 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 you wouldnt believe the slagging he'll get when he goes back to glasgow lol I can well imagine his new nick name being 'Snake Hips' Stacey, along with a few expletives as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobj Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Coming back from a social golf day, we had a 'pitstop' near some weeds called 'farmers' friend'. One rather sloshed "lady" just had to go and in full view of the rest of us, proceeded to drop her daks, so to speak...right in the middle of this weed patch. for the next hour, she was trying to extricate the sharp, hooked little seeds from various parts of her anatomy and under-clothing... http://www.iewf.org/weedid/Bidens_pilosa.htm Bloody hilarious, mate.:biglaugh: Cheers, Bobj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Coming back from a social golf day, we had a 'pitstop' near some weeds called 'farmers' friend'. One rather sloshed "lady" just had to go and in full view of the rest of us, proceeded to drop her daks, so to speak...right in the middle of this weed patch. for the next hour, she was trying to extricate the sharp, hooked little seeds from various parts of her anatomy and under-clothing... http://www.iewf.org/weedid/Bidens_pilosa.htm Bloody hilarious, mate.:biglaugh: Cheers, Bobj. cheers for the tip, wont be doing that then! lol:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie ellis Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 red this in the paper the day, fits he deing sh7ting ootside ?:wideeyed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 red this in the paper the day, fits he deing sh7ting ootside ?:wideeyed: I was just about to say he must of peeing untill i read it again and it says he was squating lol. hope he wiped his bum before he went to hospital! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missus B Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I can't believe his mate wouldn't suck the venom out! What a cock!!:biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maruska Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 He didn`t want to flush the toilet because "water is precious" :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: yeah much better dumping it in your backyard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 drunk scots never think these things through lol :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjez Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 cheers for the tip, wont be doing that then! lol:laugh: Most Aussie birds I know do it standing up when out in the fresh air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Most Aussie birds I know do it standing up when out in the fresh air. completely standing up!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobj Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 completely standing up!? Cheers, Bobj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skani Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Mmmmm?? I haven't seen mention of this in the local Tasmanian media. There is no outback in Tasmania. 40 minutes drive to the hospital in Hobart is not remote. There is no water shortage in Tasmania. scottishstacey might be closest to the truth - "drunk scots"...confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan dontknow Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I wouldn't wanna be the man going into the hospital asking for a nurse to suck the venom out of my balls --SECURITY Oh no officer i mean there's a snake down my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skani Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Apparently I'm not the only one in Tasmania sceptical about this story. The man stated on Facebook that he had rung 000 (the emergency number) and been told to get to a hospital. But 000 didn't receive such a call. http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2012/02/18/302075_tasmania-news.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjez Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 completely standing up!? Yep - just spread the legs and arch the hips. Seems to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Yep - just spread the legs and arch the hips. Seems to work. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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