What's Your 'Job Title', No Really!

**guest37336** · 12-08-2011, 06:26 AM

Can't really take credit for this as nicked the idea of the radio I'm afraid,

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But in this modern world have you found you job title change, you know the type of thing, I was once a removalist, in this day and age it is called a 'Removal Operative',

Or the local fella who pushes trollies around at Tesco,

is now known as 'Operator Of Semi Mechanical Implements'.

I also work from home a lot, but I am to be called a 'SOHO' er (small office, home office) otherwise known as tea and biscuit partaker when had enough.

And did you know, though a little off tack but TRUE that many plastic/cosmetic surgeons belong to 'BAPS',

(British Association of Plastic Surgeons).

Cheers Tony.

**LKC** · 12-08-2011, 06:37 AM

Household CEO
Masters & PhD in Patience
Familial Law Enforcer
Non-TV Activity Coordinator
English Language Educator
Playground Medic
President of Waste Management
Fast Food Chef
Dietician
Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
Chief Monster Hunter
Doll Doctor
Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Wardrobe Digs
Spiritual Leader
Backyard Safety Commissioner
Toy Repair Specialist
Art Critic
Philanthropist for Little People's Arts & Music
Anger Management Specialist
Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
Playdate Social Secretary
CEO, Department of Make Believe
Manners Expert
Personal Shopper
Fashion Stylist & Consultant
Professor, Imagination Studies
Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
Swimming Instructor
Dental Hygienist
Tooth Brushing Instructor
Keeper of Top Secret Secrets (pinkie swear!)
Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
Birthday Party Planner
Human Handkerchief

Can you guess what I actually do for a 'living'?!

**guest37336** · 12-08-2011, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by LKC

Household CEO
Masters & PhD in Patience
Familial Law Enforcer
Non-TV Activity Coordinator
English Language Educator
Playground Medic
President of Waste Management
Fast Food Chef
Dietician
Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
Chief Monster Hunter
Doll Doctor
Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Wardrobe Digs
Spiritual Leader
Backyard Safety Commissioner
Toy Repair Specialist
Art Critic
Philanthropist for Little People's Arts & Music
Anger Management Specialist
Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
Playdate Social Secretary
CEO, Department of Make Believe
Manners Expert
Personal Shopper
Fashion Stylist & Consultant
Professor, Imagination Studies
Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
Swimming Instructor
Dental Hygienist
Tooth Brushing Instructor
Keeper of Top Secret Secrets (pinkie swear!)
Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
Birthday Party Planner
Human Handkerchief

Can you guess what I actually do for a 'living'?!

Hello MUM,

***The Pom Queen*** · 12-08-2011, 06:42 AM

"MUG"

**BevF** · 12-08-2011, 06:49 AM

I wonder how much money we mums would have if we were to be paid for our job?

**guest37336** · 12-08-2011, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by BevF

I wonder how much money we mums would have if we were to be paid for our job?

Hi Bev.

I have always said and will continue to say that being a Mum is one of the most important jobs in the world. Often overlooked, ignored, put into the background it is a thankless task with little reward, EXCEPT when your kids grow up into responsible, courteous and polite young adults, you can take enormous pride in the fact that you 'just stayed at home',

I should also say that at times it's not only mums, it is in this day and age also a lot of dads who are charged with the upbringing of the little uns,

Cheers Tony.

**LKC** · 12-08-2011, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by BevF

I wonder how much money we mums would have if we were to be paid for our job?

Millions...

...of kisses and cuddles that is, not money! There are no bigger drain on the finances than children!

**JK2510** · 12-08-2011, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by LKC

Household CEO
Masters & PhD in Patience
Familial Law Enforcer
Non-TV Activity Coordinator
English Language Educator
Playground Medic
President of Waste Management
Fast Food Chef
Dietician
Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
Chief Monster Hunter
Doll Doctor
Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Wardrobe Digs
Spiritual Leader
Backyard Safety Commissioner
Toy Repair Specialist
Art Critic
Philanthropist for Little People's Arts & Music
Anger Management Specialist
Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
Playdate Social Secretary
CEO, Department of Make Believe
Manners Expert
Personal Shopper
Fashion Stylist & Consultant
Professor, Imagination Studies
Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
Swimming Instructor
Dental Hygienist
Tooth Brushing Instructor
Keeper of Top Secret Secrets (pinkie swear!)
Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
Birthday Party Planner
Human Handkerchief

Can you guess what I actually do for a 'living'?!

The taxi service comes later. Another title to add to the list!

**lynn22** · 12-08-2011, 07:15 AM

Lkc Brilliant , you covered my role perfectly hehe, hubby often also calls me wench !

**LKC** · 12-08-2011, 07:21 AM

Also, Dirty Laundry Technician, Pantry Stock Analyst and Food Logistics Controller, Accountant, Toilet Flusher, Broom Handler, Cat Hair Removal Specialist, Chief Duster Operator.