Australia is Awesome but.......

[proud2beaussie]

what gives you the right sitting over in Melbourne wearing your fake Rolex watch, driving a Hoonmobile to feel superior to a "Bogan"???

Simple really sooz,I don't wear flanelette shirts.

[guest36762]

26. Change term 'whingeing pom' to 'discerning character' or 'visionary' or 'sooth sayer'
27. Classify those North Britons who miss out following migration lock down as 'whingeing poms'
28. Do an audit of NHS direct to ascertain what percentage of people have actually attempted to retrieve snooker cue through their mouth
29. Forgot to ban Ford Territory and Holden Commodore, do so ASAP. Whilst doing that, also ban all 4WD's unless they used exclusively for the 'school run'
30. Anyone reading up to this point is either incredibly bored or psychotic

[proud2beaussie]

26. Change term 'whingeing pom' to 'discerning character' or 'visionary' or 'sooth sayer'

Nah whingeing pom is more accurate

[guest36762]

31. Ban products which boast that they're '100% Australian owned and made' haven't they got it yet?
32. Change the name 'Arnotts' to 'McVities' and scrap products with daft names like 'SAO' and 'cruskits'
33. Change the name 'Qantas' to "South British Airways'
34. Change the name 'Bali' to 'Benidorm'
35. I'm losing you I can tell, COME BACK!!!!

[guest36762]

36. Screen population for obesity, all those with a BMI over 40 to be transported to eg Colac (see point 12)
37. Put all the banned vehicles, drive thru's, sh*te ausie beer, pokies and TABs in eg Colac
38. Any 'visionaries' stuck in eg Colac to be airlifted out ASAP, pending verification of their regional accent for authenticity
39. At special request granted only by HM the Queen, 'whingeing poms' to be relocated from North Britain to eg Colac
40. Set up a no fly zone over eg Colac, also a DMZ around eg Colac, patrolled by SAS forces, to prevent escapees..SHOOT AT WILL

[itskaren]

21. Ban migration from North Britain (formally known as the UK) to South Britain
22. Allow free movement of South Britons who have perfected their regional accent
23. Knock down what remains of the 12 Apostles, change the name 'The Great Ocean Road' to A259 (between Hastings and Eastbourne). Paint the cliffs of Victoria WHITE
24. Replace Medicare with the NHS and set up NHS Direct (a 24 hr nurse helpline which mainly advises people who've 'accidentally' inserted a snooker cue up their bottom, that they WON'T be able to pull it out of their mouth
25. Anyone who takes seriously any of points 1-24 needs their head examined. Call NHS Direct, you'll probably find it already exists where you live

So true!

Dom you forgot to say ... if you have a small splinter in any part of your body .. call NHS then they will tell you to go immediately to the nearest A&E department or call an ambulance......

[itskaren]

Quote .''..like "they're all bloody illliterate" as one member did here recently when referring to
Australians............''

That's so unfair .. Not all of them are.

[proud2beaussie]

if you have a small splinter in any part of your body .. call NHS then they will tell you to go immediately to the nearest A&E department or call an ambulance....

Yes but it would probably get treated whereas in (some) hospitals here they would stick you on a trolley for 24 hours
and wonder why you die of blood poisoning!

"they're all bloody illliterate" as one member did here recently when referring to
Australians.........

Yes I'm an Australian so I must be illiterate musn't I ? (or somefink like that innit)

[Bod]

It's the same with the the Scots - Andy Murray is considered British (by the English) because he is a winner but until then he was just Scottish!!

Daniel

Thats because he is British.
He's the only Brit I love to see lose.
Maybe Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button as well.

[itskaren]

Yes but it would probably get treated whereas in (some) hospitals here they would stick you on a trolley for 24 hours
and wonder why you die of blood poisoning!
Yes I'm an Australian so I must be illiterate musn't I ? (or somefink like that innit)

I rest my case...