Funny Things Kids Say & Do

[Tracey from Braintree]

I know there was a thread recently about Things 3 yo's say but I thought it would be nice to share some stories from all kids funny ways! It was prompted by my daughter yesterday (she will be 3 in December). Here goes..

We have been talking about Christmas for a couple of weeks and I have asked her what she would like Father Christmas to bring her. She keeps saying the same things, a bike and a teddy bear. So yesterday morning I sat down with a load of catalogue's to make lists for my 2 little ones. Danielle asked what I was doing. I replied - just seeing what toys there are that you might like to ask Father Christmas to bring you so that we can write Him a letter to ask Him. She said 'letter?', I said yes, we need to write to Him to tell Him what you would like for Christmas, otherwise he won't know what to bring you! After a short pause she replied 'I will ring Him'! She then got her toy phone and 'rang' Father Christmas!

What funny things have your kids said/done?

[Working to fish]

My little one asked other hafts father , Why do you moan so much ,my dad told me you do.

Got to love um.


eddie

[calNgary]

Kids you have to love em ,lol
My now 5 yr old (i get told off for saying she's 4 ,lol) is a star,everytime we ask her if she has tidied her room ready for a bedroom inspection she replies with ''yes, i done it, but dont look under my bed!'' lol, how can you not laugh when confronted with that?lol
Cal x

[tony and sheena]

Aaron says his favourite part of Shrek is when he turns into a human bean!!

Sheena

[sazzle76]

My little boy Josh is 3 middle of next month and has been asking allsorts about his bits!
whilst bathing with daddy the other night Josh said to OH... "i dont want my widge anymore i want a big widge like you!"

Also, how do I answer him when he asks "whats that ball in there?" gulp! do girls asks these hard questions as well as boys?