Hi,
My wifes got me a book to read on the flight, it's called:
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS (New avatar)
400 FACTS ABOUT THE WORLD'S GREATEST HUMAN.
It's really funny!!!!
Did you know?
"A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"Chuck Norris can make your nose bleed with his mind!"
"Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within three minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever,blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."
OK i'll stop peeking now! Cheers,Jay!
