house cleaning tips

[tanya and andy]

hi all just thought i would start a thred on some great ideas to claen your house,
i have 2
1* if you floor tile grout is looking a bit dirty get a little paint brush and paint it with emultion.
2* if you have a lot of lime scale down your toilet, buy the denture tablets they work wonders.

there must be a lot more out there.

[creakybones]

Hi I got two for you all
1. For black scuff marks on laminate flooring use toothpaste (colgate without breath freshner is best)

2. Grass stains/ make-up etc on clothes - Spray with hairspray till stain is wet. brush soap into the now wet stain using a nail brush and circular motion. Do not allow stain to dry out. Then wash as normal.

[tincan]

Hiya great thread ,
k bicarbonate of soda n bottle malt vinegar sorts out blocked sinks chuck (soz im a northerner) lol a cup of bicarb over plug ole then pour malt vinegar bottle over works a treat in kitchen sinks (blocked with grease) leave 4 at least 10 mins then pour kettle of boiling water over you can also use this if yor bath is bunged but plz remove any grotty hairstuff 1st ladies we shave n r just as much 2 blame lol my gran gave me loads of tips n i tell u they work

[tanya and andy]

hi there tincan and creakybones great ideas i will try the plug hole one as it cost me nearly a 5er to do just my bathroom sink expencive or what
cheers keep them coming it all helps for those who are selling there house
ohhh and come on men there must be some that you know of as well,
and not the one where ladys have small feet either.

[the andrews]

nail varnish remover gets those sticky labels of glass, and glue..yuk

[keily]

DENTURE TABS WORK A TREAT ON STAINED TEA/COFFEE CUPS
VINEGAR CUTS THROUGH GRIME ON WINDOWS /MIRRORS
A BANANA SKIN BUFFS UP SHOES A TREAT
HAIRSPRAY TAKES STUBBORN MARKS OF LEATHER SUITES
BABY WIPES CLEAN EVERYTHING !!! INCLUDING GLOSS PAINT

MRS KEILY

[tracy123]

Originally Posted by tanya and andy

hi there tincan and creakybones great ideas i will try the plug hole one as it cost me nearly a 5er to do just my bathroom sink expencive or what
cheers keep them coming it all helps for those who are selling there house
ohhh and come on men there must be some that you know of as well,
and not the one where ladys have small feet either.

easy that one!!!!

sorry love how do i do that????

Wash dishes in cold water

Wash pans 1st b4 glasses (in cold water)

Sorry love i dont remember you saying that

I'll do it later

Bloody hell ive worked all day give me 5 minutes!!!

Show me how to do that will ya

My turn to cook?? lets have take away

Sorry fella's im giving the game away

How did i do ladies
if you want us fellas to join the thread, it should read "How to get out of house work" lol

Geoffrey

[Andrew&Karen]

My tip is once a month let the other half clean the house and cook, not well. I have such a bad stomach once a month that I can't clean or cook!! Nothing beats laying in bed and hearing the hoover going and smelling a roast dinner in the oven. Nothing really that bad going on but who's to know??? Gives me a break for a weekend once a month Sneeky or what but been married 10 years and house as clean as a pin!!

[tincan]

Hiya lol at poor geffers, you got dandruff mix sum vinrgar in ya last rinse shiney happy hair people is fab brown sauce brings your gold rings up a treat as does fag ash soz 4 all u none smokers but it really does work ...... god i feel old lol bicarbe claen ya teeth twice a wk n watch them whiten without fancy dentistry also if uve got a fireplace with soot get a bit of that on ya brush watch what that does xx loads a luv from a drunken girl in melb lol xxxx shirl

[tanya and andy]

well geoffrey, i have not been on here long but it seems i know you very well,
your bubbley,
maybe a little bit bigger than a very slim male,
shaved head
and very quick whitted,
you know how i know that is you remind me of my husband lol
i agree with andrew and karen,
maybe your wife should do the same cos i know i will from now on x