A dog truly is a mans best friend.
If you dont believe it , just try this experiment.
Put your wife and dog in the trunk of the car for an hour, when you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you ???
Man gets home, tells wife Get me a beer before it starts.
He drinks it then says Quick get me another before it starts.
Again she gets it he drinkd it and says another before it starts,
SHE SAYS listen you lazy fat person you walk in , sit down and start barking orders.....
HE SAYS Oh dear it's started !!!!!!!!!!
Paddy marches into the job centre and screams "ive been ringing 08001730 for two days now trying to get help". Girl at the reception desk asks "did you get the number from our door sir" Paddy says "yes!" Girl says " those are our opening hours you twat !!!!!!!!
Cheers All, Charlton Boy
