Chewing the fatPlease keep all off topic conversations here. This forum can get heated. There are two rules, Personal insults will not be tollerated and keep it clean!
Saw job advertised in an oz paper
it said !!!!!!!!
1, if you like to travel
2, like meeting lots of intresting people
3, have lots of money in your pocket
this is the job for you ?????
bank robber says to his first hostage 'did you see me rob the bank? The hostage replies yes so the bank robber shoots him dead.The robber turns to the second hostage and says 'did you see me rob the bank'.The second hostage says no but my wife did
a man walks in to a bar with a giraffe,and says to the bar tender give me ten bottles of vodka,they drink the lot,and the giraffe falls over.the man gets up to leave,the bartender says "hey you cant leave that lyin there" the man says its not a lyin, its a giraffe !!!!!!!
soirry guys its the best i could do lol.
nic xxxx
