[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] Questions about Australia ![/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials. (LOL)[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? *(USA) *[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: Depends how much you've been drinking.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: What did your last slave die of?[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?*(USA)[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Which direction is North in Australia? *(USA)* [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? *(USA) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: You are a British politician, right?[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']round? (Germany) [/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Milk is illegal.[/font]
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