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"Life in Britain Today" quite funny !!!!
Hi all - thoughts this was rather good and to the point sorry in advance not intended to offend anyone have a great day gizmo Illegal Immigrant's Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more,
we send cash right to your door!
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money. Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland. Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks. I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together. More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby 's feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Pakistan !
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How true We work our butts off, have not been out of a job from the age of 15 and for what
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If it was not true it would be funny
from the oldgit
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Pretty well sums it all up really!!!
Pity someone couldnt send it to Gordon
Cat
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that poem is so true , we work 50hrs plus a week for what .its so annoying .
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how true!
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hope u dont mind but i have copied and pasted ur poem to forward on to others!
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hope u dont mind but i have copied and pasted ur poem to forward on to others!
just give me the email address
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just give me the email address
Here you go scardycat Contact details for the Prime Minister a direct email link to him !!!!!
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gizmo
Thanks for that, I'll ask him to put in a good word for me and my family at DIAC while he's at it.
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