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[scottishstacey]

hello people...

yeah i said that about him yesterday katie, he'd make someone a good house husband. always feel hungry when he talks about his cooking! im having pizza and chips, boooooooooooring. quiet night for me too, got asked out for a few drinks but my mate isnt finishing work till 10 so i'd just be sitting in here waiting for her, cant be bothered plus i dont really want a hangover tomorrow

[Chorlton]

She was a bit of a slapper tho, didn't she play with all the other smurfs........and I think papa smurf was a bit of a dirty old man!

You sound like you're a little bit useful in the kitchen, why has nobody snapped you up??

Papa smurf might have been her pimp ..............

I'm not too bad in the kitchen if I do say so myself, can do lots of Italian and Indian stuff not so good on Chinese or sunday lunches. Whats your favourite ?

Don't know why I'm still single .......... no job, not a looker, bald, no money, crap car, small house ........ I must be a catch hehehehehe

Could use that line as my profile for a dating site.

[munchbaby99]

I'm also having a quiet one now since I got blown out. Ho hum, just contemplating a takeaway, thinking dim sum but can't make mind up. I've been staring at menu for last 20 mins.

I thought Dave was home this weekend?

[munchbaby99]

Papa smurf might have been her pimp ..............

I'm not too bad in the kitchen if I do say so myself, can do lots of Italian and Indian stuff not so good on Chinese or sunday lunches. Whats your favourite ?

Don't know why I'm still single .......... no job, not a looker, bald, no money, crap car, small house ........ I must be a catch hehehehehe

Could use that line as my profile for a dating site.

Ha ha, I bet you are exaggerating on most if not all of those negatives.........

I like a variety of cuisines. West Indian at the top. I love a roast chicken (it's ok with some practice u can improve on that ;0) ) my mums lasagne is unbeatable I think, I love her cooking so look forward to visiting - she's in Yorkshire so ave to plan to get up there. Erm, I like Chinese, love Italian, not that keen on Indian cos I don like yoghurt, nuts or lentils in my dinner so there's not many dishes I can choose!

[scottishstacey]

I'm also having a quiet one now since I got blown out. Ho hum, just contemplating a takeaway, thinking dim sum but can't make mind up. I've been staring at menu for last 20 mins.

I thought Dave was home this weekend?

he wont be home till tomorrow late afternoon, he was asked to work tomorrow. hoping he'll decide to drive to oban on monday morning instead so he can stay sunday night too. I've got loads of visa information to show him!

[scottishstacey]

oh weesht dave lol, some woman will realise what a good cook you are and snap you up!

[Chorlton]

Ha ha, I bet you are exaggerating on most if not all of those negatives.........

I like a variety of cuisines. West Indian at the top. I love a roast chicken (it's ok with some practice u can improve on that ;0) ) my mums lasagne is unbeatable I think, I love her cooking so look forward to visiting - she's in Yorkshire so ave to plan to get up there. Erm, I like Chinese, love Italian, not that keen on Indian cos I don like yoghurt, nuts or lentils in my dinner so there's not many dishes I can choose!

Well I'd post a pic but it would scare people away, no job - thats true although signed a contract for one in Oz, bald - true, money - ok I've got savings and a monthly income, car - ford focus and house well seen as you're in london my house isn't too bad and probably a tenth of the cost of a london gaff. hehehe

Plenty of Indian stuff I can do without yoghurt, nuts or lentils. I can do the meat part of sunday lunch it's getting the vegg and timings right

[munchbaby99]

Well I'd post a pic but it would scare people away, no job - thats true although signed a contract for one in Oz, bald - true, money - ok I've got savings and a monthly income, car - ford focus and house well seen as you're in london my house isn't too bad and probably a tenth of the cost of a london gaff. hehehe

Plenty of Indian stuff I can do without yoghurt, nuts or lentils. I can do the meat part of sunday lunch it's getting the vegg and timings right

Well post a pic and let us decide....and no going onto uglypeople.com to find a scary one.....

At least you own a property, I can only afford to rent here! Are you bald as in friar tuck bald or do u cut what hair u have left appropriately? :0) and you have a car so that's fine!

Well that's good re the Indian food......as for timings and things for a roast, I could buy u a timer....

[scottishstacey]

preferably a pic of you in your uniform...........

[Chorlton]

Bald on top so shave the rest. Tucking in to my dinner now and I'll think of putting a pic on my profile page after.